Let's start at the very beginning

Hello. Milena Delle Fortezze is a character I created over 30 years ago as a young girl. I had forgotten all about her until she was resurrected as Mac's ideal woman in the very first episode of Green Wing. I was stunned. How did they know about her? Those people - they really found my letters and read each one out loud. She is the Latino chick of his dreams. She is also as far from me as it is possible to be, but I do have a very rich fantasy life - the result of a career in administration, I suppose.

Why have I called my blog after her? Well, I now realise she IS a part of me, although you wouldn't think it to look at me! In real life I'm more vague than vogue, more gammon than gamine, and I did think of another one but it escapes me now..... Seriously folks, you can't insult me any more than I insult myself!

I normally spend my days talking to myself, so seeing how easy it was to set up this blog, I decided to share my mutterings with you, you lucky people.....